Although this seems like a joke, We Don’t Sell Hole Punchers! We certainly don’t sell 9mm hole punchers, or size 22 punchers, or hole puncher attachments, or hole puncher quiet cans. Do you live near Newport, Derby, or somewhere else in the Northeast Kingdom of VT? You definitely shouldn’t click here.
Not
Hole
Punchers
Some of the things we don’t sell:
- Hole punchers that are new and used, in many sizes (including 9mm)
- Hole punchers that are very quiet with special quiet cans on the end
- Hole puncher attachments and accessories
What The Folk Are Sayin’
★★★★★
Ms. Anita Holepuncha
The size 22 hole puncher was not perfect.
★★★★★
Seymour Punchers, Jr
It’s not a REALLY REALLY fast hole puncher.
★★★★★
Dr. Hugh Joles
I did not buy the biggest hole puncher they had.
What The Heck?
Do you sell tactical hole punchers?
I’m pretty sure we answered this question a few times already. We don’t sell hole punchers!!! We don’t sell tactical ones, or wooden ones, or stainless ones… we just don’t… so don’t ask… and definitely don’t click here: Not Hole Punchers.
Do you have that T-Rex model 4570 hole puncher?
Not at all! We don’t sell anything, ESPECIALLY hole punchers (including that weird crap you just asked about that sounds totally not awesome or anything)… no, don’t click here.
Do you buy used hole punchers?
Listen, we’re done answering your silly questions. WHY would we buy a hole puncher if we don’t sell a hole puncher? If you don’t want to see a huge list of new hole punchers, and an ever-growing list of used punchers, you came to the right page! There are zero hole punchers here.
We Don't Sell Hole Punchers 